SNOW
(posted by pai)
This winter is slowly becoming the worst one I have ever experienced. We had two feet of snow on the ground before January, and it's already snowed a couple times since then. Now, the weatherman tells us that we can expect between twelve and twelve-hundred inches of snow this weekend. That's just great. Cue mass chaos at grocery stores across the DC Metro area. I think Mauro said it best when he said, "you don't need six gallons of milk for two days in the snow. Are you making yogurt? Are you helping your kid with a science project?" Personally, I will be making yogurt while I'm snowed in, so I do require six gallons of milk.

Stock up. Storm's a'comin'.
This winter is slowly becoming the worst one I have ever experienced. We had two feet of snow on the ground before January, and it's already snowed a couple times since then. Now, the weatherman tells us that we can expect between twelve and twelve-hundred inches of snow this weekend. That's just great. Cue mass chaos at grocery stores across the DC Metro area. I think Mauro said it best when he said, "you don't need six gallons of milk for two days in the snow. Are you making yogurt? Are you helping your kid with a science project?" Personally, I will be making yogurt while I'm snowed in, so I do require six gallons of milk.

Stock up. Storm's a'comin'.
I'm not saying that global warming was a lie, but I think, at the least, it was a very dirty fib. When people started talking about global warming, I was elated. I personally feel like a year-round summer is worth sacrificing all ocean-side cities and island states. You don't? That's your problem. Go buy a Prius. I'll be in my Hummer H2 revving the engine in the driveway until the weather warms up.
Anyway, this snow's coming whether we like it or not, and you need to have the proper footwear to combat the cold in. As the proud owner of the Wings + Horns Service Boots (brown/black), I can tell you that trying to plow snow in leather-soled boots is like wearing a t-shirt that says "everyone look at me, because I am about to slip on this ice and bust my ass", and bust my ass I did. What I realize now is that you need rubber-soled boots to walk around on the treacherous ice. Don't worry, we've got you covered:

Wolverine Montgomery Boot
$235
Anyway, this snow's coming whether we like it or not, and you need to have the proper footwear to combat the cold in. As the proud owner of the Wings + Horns Service Boots (brown/black), I can tell you that trying to plow snow in leather-soled boots is like wearing a t-shirt that says "everyone look at me, because I am about to slip on this ice and bust my ass", and bust my ass I did. What I realize now is that you need rubber-soled boots to walk around on the treacherous ice. Don't worry, we've got you covered:

Wolverine Montgomery Boot
$235
Not only do these boots look bad ass, like you are literally going to go outside of your house and beat the snow mercilessly, but they also come with a rubber-sole so that you can maneuver atop the snow. Like I said, if you've ever made the mistake of walking around on snow/ice in leather-soled shoes, like yours truly, you know the importance of a rubber-sole.
Anyway, I wish everyone a safe weekend and take my advice: buy yourself several cases of beer and invite your friends over to get snowed in with you. Not that I'm condoning alcohol usage, but I think you might need an escape if you are trapped indoors for the entire weekend, and if you're drinking alone... Well that's just alcoholism... Unless you're in college.
Tell us what your snow plans are in a comment. As always, if you make a comment that we are especially fond of, you may be rewarded!
Anyway, I wish everyone a safe weekend and take my advice: buy yourself several cases of beer and invite your friends over to get snowed in with you. Not that I'm condoning alcohol usage, but I think you might need an escape if you are trapped indoors for the entire weekend, and if you're drinking alone... Well that's just alcoholism... Unless you're in college.
Tell us what your snow plans are in a comment. As always, if you make a comment that we are especially fond of, you may be rewarded!
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